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John was in the fertilized egg business.
He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.
He kept records. Any rooster not performing was replaced and went into the soup pot. This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and hung them from the roosters' necks.
Each bell had a different tone so he could tell from a distance which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

John's favorite rooster, Old Butch, was a very fine specimen but one morning he noticed Old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!

When he went to investigate he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but, hearing the roosters coming, the pullets would run for cover.

To John's amazement, Old Butch had his bell in his beak so it wouldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and go on to the next one.

John was so proud of Old Butch he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair.
Old Butch became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the No-Bell Piece Prize, they awarded him the Pullet-Surprise as well.

Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could win two highly coveted awards by sneaking up on pullets and screwing them when they weren't paying attention?

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Walking Eagle is the tribal name given to Obama after a meeting with his 'Red Brothers". A "walking eagle" is so full of poop it can't fly!

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.

Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.

If Pelosi, Reid, Kerry and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it sank, who would be saved? .... America!

If Nancy Pelosi has her face lifted one more time she'll have a beard!

America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

You can tell when Nancy Pelosi is going to say something intelligent! She'll start out " George Bush once told me..."

"A liberal promoting morality is like a whore promoting chastity." Joseph C. Phillips

“Whenever the legislators endeavor to take away and destroy the property of the people, or to reduce them to slavery under arbitrary power, they put themselves into a state of war with the people, who are thereupon absolved from any further obedience.” ~ John Locke

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I was driving along near Waco (Texas),

just passing through the small town of

McGreggor when I noticed this poster.

I made a U turn and went back to take a

picture so I could share it. The building

is designated as a storm shelter area.